What did the spider do inside the library computer?
It made a Web page.

KNOCK  KNOCK.
Who's there?
CARDIGAN.
Cardigan who?
Oh, no! I went to the library and forgot my card-igan!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow better place to hang out during the winter than the library!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Clothes on.
Clothes on who?
The library's clothes on Thanksgiving, but we'll be open again on Friday!

Why did the vampire check out a drawing book?
He wanted to learn how to draw blood.

Librarian:  Knock knock.
Student:  Who's there?
Librarian:  Winnie
Student:  Winnie who?
Librarian:  Winnie you going to bring back that overdue book, hm?

Why was the T-Rex afraid to go to the library?
Because her books were 60 million years overdue.

Why is that library book you're trying to find always in the last place you look?
Because once you find it, you stop looking.

Do you know how many librarians it takes to screw in a light bulb?
No, but I know where you can look it up!

When a librarian goes fishing, what goes on her hook?
A bookworm, of course.

What does the skeleton do when she goes to the library?
She likes to "bone up" on her favorite subject (and we're not ribbing you, either).

What does a librarian use to keep his pants up?
A book-kle.

What does the mummy do when he goes to the library?
He gets all wrapped up in a good book.

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Time to book!

What do the library computers like to eat for snacks?
Chips.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a computer?
A lot of memory.

What part of a computer does an astronaut like best?
The space bar.

Why did the computer sneeze?
It had a virus.

Where do computers take their pets when they get sick?
To the Intervet.

What is a computer's favorite kind of music?
Disk-o

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita lot of good books!