| What do planets
like to read?
What did the spider
do inside the library computer?
Why did the vampire
check out a drawing book?
Why was the T-Rex
afraid to go to the library?
Why is that library
book you're trying to find always in the last place you look?
Do you know how
many librarians it takes to screw in a light bulb?
When a librarian
goes fishing, what goes on her hook?
What does the skeleton
do when she goes to the library?
What does a librarian
use to keep his pants up?
What does the mummy
do when he goes to the library?
What does the librarian
say when she has to leave?
What do the library
computers like to eat for snacks?
What do you get
when you cross an elephant with a computer?
What part of a computer
does an astronaut like best?
Why did the computer
Where do computers
take their pets when they get sick?
What is a computer's
favorite kind of music?
page created by Mrs. Thigpen, Teacher,
Crissy, Brittany, and Brandon, Students,
and Lori Miller, Technology Instructor
at Wacona Elementary School, May 2003.
Updated September 9, 2003.
Visit it to see more jokes.